Happy Harvest Moon

Dinner!

Yum. Dad's sweet and sour chicken. I think he's got it!

Hello Kitty Chia Pet

For all of you 70's kids, remember these??  So Awesome!  This goes on my Christmas list.

Hello Kitty Chia Pet:

If there was ever a doubt (which there certainly shouldn’t exist at this point) that the evil feline was willing to do absolutely anything to earn a buck (do we really need to revisit the whole Hello Kitty vibrator incident?), we now have an additional piece of evidence: The Hello Kitty Chia Pet — seriously, you can’t make this crap up…

As much as I despise the one with no mouth, I may actually buy one of these for my wife. Before you faint in shock, take a minute to think about it. If I am going to have to live with her presence in every aspect of my life, having her grow a green mop of Chia hair puts me in the perfect position where I can mock her back as she mocks me. Such goes the reasoning when you have lived as long as I have in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Thu

Loft Dog of the Day

Meet Coco

Niiiiice! Haha!

Hello Kitty Hatchet:

Well, I guess if you’re going to go into a zombie fight against the evil feline (which is undoubtedly how the world will end, because there is simply nothing that could be more terrifying than the Hello Kitty apocalypse), you are going to need to prepare yourself against more than a Hello Kitty chainsaw since you know you will be fighting horrors like this and this. Obviously, the Hello Kitty hatchet will be their weapon of choice when they come after you at a short distance:

It’s already been well established that the cat with no mouth loves her weapons and this seems almost tame in comparison to some of the others she has developed to end you life. Still, the fact that she wants to kill everyone as violently as possible (if she can’t submit you to her horror of “love and happiness”) pretty much assures that all will die some sort of Hello Kitty hellish death…

Sent in by Danny

Another Thing for You Star Wars Fans!

Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser:

What do you think Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader do during those afternoons (actually, are there noons when you’re in space? It should be pretty gloomy all the time)? Do they sit down and have a game of chess, or hone their lightsaber skills against one another, get smashed with some extra-terrestrial booze, or simply sip a cup of tea while discussing just which planet the Death Star should blow up next?

Assuming they’re all for afternoon tea with cupcakes and delicious pastry (I still wonder how inconvenient it must be for Vader to eat his meals. Perhaps technology then just pumps nutrients and vitamins into his body), then surely they would have this $19.99 Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser as part of their kitchen equipment. The tea infuser itself has been molded to resemble the Death Star, where you fill it up with your favorite loose leaf tea, and then plonk it into hot water to let it steep.

This is an officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible, and you just got to love the cute little TIE Fighter that is attached to the Death Star.

R.I.P. Favio

So I bought some fishies for my office, two and a half weeks they survived being tossed around in the bowl and since I placed the bowl on top of the filing cabinet they even survived the turbulence of the drawers being slammed closed a hundred times a day.  The smallest of small fishies Favio did not make it.  In hindsight he looked like he wasn't eating as much as the others.  (P.F. "Pepperidge Farm", and Wolowitz)  Ahh well, maybe I will go buy some more fishies... :)

Star Wars R2D2 Lunch Bag with Sound

Would I look silly carrying this to work?  Hehe.

Star Wars R2D2 Lunch Bag with Sound:

This is definitely the droid that you are looking for if you are hungry and always pack your lunch to work. After all, R2D2 has served many a mission with the Rebel Alliance in the past, and here he is yet again with another mission – to make sure that you will remain nice and full in order to continue work for the rest of the afternoon. Yes sir, the world’s favorite astromech droid is now available in lunch bag form, complete with push button for beeps, boops, and lights.

It is made out of 100% PVC, and for health concerns, it is BPA free so that you know for sure you are not having any kind of unwanted poisons in your body that is accumulated over the years. Thanks to the $19.99 Star Wars R2D2 Lunch Bag with Sound, you are able to be amused by its bleeps and boops, while munching on your favorite sandwich (or whatever else that the missus has packed for you, of course). .

Bear getting a Paw-dicure

k@t

Lexy

k@t

Hello Kitty Toilet With Pink Surprise

I think I would stare in the toilet if I ever made a pink poop.  I wonder if it smells like Japanese gum......

Hello Kitty Toilet With Pink Surprise:

One of the most disturbing aspects of living in Hello Kitty Hell is that it becomes painfully obvious that the people at Sanrio truly believe that if they simply put a bow on anything, this makes that thing cute. That, and the overwhelming fact that they simply can’t leave bad ideas alone, but feel it necessary to double down on them. By doing so, they make what any rational person would believe were the worst possible creations somehow even more disturbing.

So it really should not come as a surprise that at a recent Hello Kitty exhibit that a Hello Kitty toilet would be featured. Of course, the evil feline couldn’t simply leave it at that. Instead, she decided that since there seemed to be so much interest in Hello kitty poo (including in toothpaste form) that it would be cute to leave some with a bow on it in the Hello Kitty toilet (seriously, you can’t make these things up)

As I sit here, I find myself overwhelmingly disturbed by the fact that it doesn’t surprise me in the least bit that Sanrio thinks that it’s a good idea to kittify crap by turning it Pepto Bismol pink and throwing a bow on it, and that I know it is simply a matter of time before they promote this to consumers as a good thing…

Sent in by Elle

Yeah, yeah I know.

I'm all for the underdog, go chubby Asian girl with the great voice!

There’s a Bear in My Drink

There’s a Bear in My Drink:

The task of entertaining children never ends. But even the smallest things can make a difference. Did you ever expect that ice cubes could be entertaining?

Gummy bears are one of the most familiar figurines in the food world. And now you can use that famous shape to freeze just about any liquid with the Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray featured at Think Geek for just $9.99. This silicon tray can make bear shaped cubes for your drinks. Or jazz them up and use colored juices, chocolate, caramel, you name it. Adults – what a great size for your next round of jello shots! The 16 bear tray is food and dishwasher safe.

So whether you insert them in a drink or simply make a treat that is easy to eat the Gummy Bear Ice Cube Tray provide a fun freezer gizmo.

Ha Ha! So Cool!

For all you Star Wars fans.... :o)

AT-AT Utility Bag:

The AT-AT, the memorable mechanical beasts of the Empire in Star Wars are a sight to behold. I still think they are the coolest bit of technology used in attempts to squash the Rebels. Now you can take the Empire’s technology with you on your shoulder. Thinkgeek.com called in a favor to the company that made the AT-AT Plush Backpack and is offering an exclusive AT-AT Plush Utility Bag for just $39.99.  It contains 2 pockets – one in the head for pens and small stuff and a bigger one for books, laser guns or what not. Every Snowtrooper you meet will want one! It is also perfect for the young Star Wars fan in your home. And just in time for back to school so they can intimidate the Rebel forces they encounter.

Lego Star Wars Darth Vader Desk Lamp

Hehe.  So funny, but how bright is it?  I don't see it providing much light.  :)

Lego Star Wars Darth Vader Desk Lamp:

If you had watched The Dark Knight Rises, I would assume at one point or another, you might have expected to hear Bane actually breathing out aloud ala Darth Vader with that face mask of his on. Well, here is a little bit of Star Wars goodness for you with the $59.99 Lego Star Wars Darth Vader Desk Lamp, allowing you to unleash the power of the Dark Side right at your desk, albeit in Lego style which is always cute as a button no matter how you look at it, of course. You will be able to have the freedom to pose Vader’s arms and legs as you please, and he can be used on or off the base.

The lightsaber that belongs to Darth Vader will have at least a dozen LEDs to light up your workspace, and for those of you who are extremely concerned as to whether this is officially sanctioned by Lucasfilm, you can breathe easy. It is an officially licensed LEGO and Lucasfilm collectible, and will run off a trio of AAA batteries. Of course, you can alternatively have it run from USB power, which is always an option if you are going to be by your desk all day long, or should I say, night?

Haha!

Big Head Squirrel Feeder – Because they Deserve it!:

If any of you have a bird feeder in your yard, you know how difficult it is to keep the pesky squirrels away from your bird food. Now, I’m not completely against feeding a squirrel, I mean, they are little animals that deserve to eat as well… It’s just that they can empty a whole feeder in one sitting leaving my little winged pals with nothing at all. I’ve tried corn feeders and other things to lure them away and nothing works, besides the fact that I’m going through 10 pounds of birdseed a week, it has become a test of wills between me, and the squirrel we call Phil.

Well Phil has something coming next week, and I do believe if you can’t beat em, join em, I’m tired of being the lunatic banging on the back door glass while Phil mocks me with his swishing tail from my own backyard. I’m getting the Big Head Squirrel Feeder and keeping my camera handy. The Big Head Squirrel Feeder is simply a plastic head that you hang from its ears waiting for your unsuspecting foe to visit for a snack, and when he does stick his smug little face into the giant head, the humiliation opportunities abound.

I can sit there aggravated, trying to get rid of him, or I can wait for him to come and then point fingers and laugh, embarrassing him in front of every single woodland creature in my yard. It was that or wiring the pole the bird feeder sits on to fry his stick straight little tail into smoking curls, but so many people seemed to frown on that idea. A girl’s gotta do what she’s gotta do. The Big Head Squirrel Feeder will be available soon at perpetualkid.com for under 15 bucks, and watch for a picture of Phil soon, he’ll be the idiot squirrel with the giant head, and a frizzy tail.

Funny

Haha!  This is hilarious!  I could totally see myself getting that if I did sleep aways or camped.

Chumbuddy Sleeping Bag:

Everyone should have watched “Jaws” at least once in their lifetime – and if you haven’t done so already, what the heck are you still doing reading this article? Go ahead and rent or purchase the movie from somewhere – online, retail, I do not care! It is truly a masterpiece, and you will know why I asked you to watch it before reading about the $199.99 Chumbuddy Sleeping Bag.

Yes sir, you can relive the days of Jonah with the Chumbuddy Sleeping Bag by snuggling deep into the belly of the beast. After all, you sleep best when your feet are warm and your head remains cool, and this is exactly what the 7 feet long Chumbuddy Sleeping Bag does – it protects you right up to your neck, and is more than capable of swallowing adults fully – children are definitely not a challenge! The inner lining is made out of a blend of Poly/Cotton, while the fill material is Polyester Fiber.

Small Apartment?

For those of you who live in spaces that feel more like compartments... lol.

3-in-1 Breakfast Station:

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day for any one, and the $39.99 3-in-1 Breakfast Station is something that you might want to consider. Not only does it help you save the necessary space in this day and age where we start to live in more cramped situations, but it also seems to work wonders. After all, we are talking about a breakfast contraption that is capable of serving you your favorite set of toast, eggs as well as hot coffee simultaneously – now how about that? I suppose students would definitely appreciate something like this, and so too will those working in cubicles and have not much time to spend having their meals elsewhere.

The 3-in-1 Breakfast Station basically measures no larger than a standard sized toaster, and yet it is great to see three different appliances in a single one. It is something like the modern day smartphone which packs quite a punch in terms of hardware specifications, except that this one is able to keep you nice and full. Definitely the piece of home appliance to own if you want to churn out breakfast for champions every single day to keep your pack, er, family, happy.

Loft Dog of the Day

Kathleen (o:

Gotta love BJ's. Lol.

Kathleen (o: