I think I would stare in the toilet if I ever made a pink poop. I wonder if it smells like Japanese gum......
One of the most disturbing aspects of living in Hello Kitty Hell is that it becomes painfully obvious that the people at Sanrio truly believe that if they simply put a bow on anything, this makes that thing cute. That, and the overwhelming fact that they simply can’t leave bad ideas alone, but feel it necessary to double down on them. By doing so, they make what any rational person would believe were the worst possible creations somehow even more disturbing.
So it really should not come as a surprise that at a recent Hello Kitty exhibit that a Hello Kitty toilet would be featured. Of course, the evil feline couldn’t simply leave it at that. Instead, she decided that since there seemed to be so much interest in Hello kitty poo (including in toothpaste form) that it would be cute to leave some with a bow on it in the Hello Kitty toilet (seriously, you can’t make these things up)
As I sit here, I find myself overwhelmingly disturbed by the fact that it doesn’t surprise me in the least bit that Sanrio thinks that it’s a good idea to kittify crap by turning it Pepto Bismol pink and throwing a bow on it, and that I know it is simply a matter of time before they promote this to consumers as a good thing…
Sent in by Elle
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