Mo Mandel: Hard to Tell

So hilarious! And so true!

Mo Mandel: Hard to Tell: "Here's how I feel about gay marriage. I don't understand why people care whether you marry a man or a woman. 'Cause if you've ever seen a couple over 65, it is very hard to tell who is who."

Road Kill Toys

This is hilarious! I almost just want a dog just to get one of these toys. Hehehe.

Road Kill Toys: "

Everyone knows that road kill is not pretty at all, but somehow, the folks over at Firebox have managed to find a quirky way to talk about death to the younger ones, thanks to the Road Kill Toys. These have already had their souls gone over to teddy heaven, but the physical visage left behind which is none too pretty remains. At £24.99 a pop, you can forget about getting a fluffy bunny or huggable bear – instead, you will end up with a squashed, pancaked critter that some might even say be beyond recognition.

You will be able to choose from Twitch the raccoon, Grind the rabbit, Splodge the hedgehog and Smudge the squirrel. All of them have seen the headlights of an oncoming car, and failed to take the necessary evasive moves, meeting their end under some rubber. Made using extra squidgy material for the organs, as well as mangy-effect fur, you can be sure that they’re works of art that deserve to be appreciated.

Sleepy Bunny lets your new pup sleep

Whaaaaat??? Lol, hey who knows. It may just really work.

Sleepy Bunny lets your new pup sleep: "

If you happen to have rescued a puppy from the local shelter, or one of your friends decided that a litter of 8 labradors are too much to handle, hence giving away some of them, then you might want to enlist the help of the £15.99 Sleepy Bunny. Why so? Puppies might find separation anxiety of be an issue, of course, and when they’re removed from their litter and their mom, it can be quite hard to sleep – and when puppy whines at night, no one else gets their fair share of rest as well.

The Sleepy Bunny intends to provide a sense of security to puppy, where it is not powered by carrots but a couple of AA batteries. The Puppy Pulse inside will simulate a heartbeat that calms and reassures the latest addition to your family, making them doze off to puppy dreamland, chasing balls and having unlimited treats in the process, before waking up the next morning to a pleasant greeting and plenty of love from the family.

Star Trek Enterprise & Shuttle Salt & Pepper Shakers

For all you Trekies... these are so cute. I say original Star Trek... poo poo on captain Picard. Although I think he's a great actor otherwise. Bill Shatner is irreplaceable!

Star Trek Enterprise & Shuttle Salt & Pepper Shakers: "

If you are a Trekkie or know one, then surely the $12.99 Star Trek Enterprise & Shuttle Salt & Pepper Shakers is the perfect gift idea. After all, you know that traveling across galaxies is virtually impossible at the moment with the kind of technology that we have, but what you can do is this – bring your taste buds to where no man has gone before, as long as you have good quality Himalayan salt inside as well as pepper from the freshest pepper seeds.

It is also said that the farthest distance is between the head and the heart, and as everyone knows, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach – so once you’ve got that secret family recipe down pat with the right amount of salt and pepper, surely you will be able to win your potential beau’s heart, no?

The set comprises of the Enterprise NCC-1701 and the Shuttle, where they are made out of glazed ceramic while sporting a magnet insert which ensures they remain docked together when no one else requests for them. Just remember to hand wash them and you’re good to go.

Jawbone’s Up wristband tells you that “you need to be on a diet”

Jawbone’s Up wristband tells you that “you need to be on a diet”: "

I’m sure that you’re probably familiar with Jawbone, makers of some quality Bluetooth headsets like the ERA. This particular wristband is made for those who want to lose weight.

Simply known as the Up, this wristband is filled with sensors, and it is designed to be wirelessly connected to a smartphone App on either iOS or Android so you can track sleeping, eating, and other activities thanks to its accelerometer.

The App allows the user to take pictures of his or her meals, and I am guessing that it counts calories. I’ve heard of healthy Apps that can do that, but I can’t vouch for their accuracy.

Apparently, the user is supposed to wear this wristband all the time, but I don’t have any word about how to recharge it. It had better not require to much charging, or it will be too inconvenient for the user. Of course, isn’t that the definition of a diet?

According to my Source, Jawbone has been working on this Up for the past two years. I wonder if they originally made it as a waistband. I mean, if you are going to make a gadget for watching your weight, you should put it where it counts: around the belt.

I'm Back Y'all!

After taking some time to find myself again... as you see I'm constantly losing myself... I am back searching the world of blogs and posts to share funny and interesting things with you.

Just a little bit about what's been going on in my life.

I had found a third job recently, hosting at a restaurant.  Good money, long hours and late to boot but it's worth it.  Cash is king!  :)

Regular job-wise I am still plugging away at the office/location that I am at now.  Starting to hate it day by day but things will come to a head one day and maybe it's time I start valuing myself more and realize that I could get much more money for what I'm doing elsewhere.  Who knows.  For now, working the regular day job and food service at night.

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